From a letter to Stense, 05-Oct-2003

Stense, there's absolutely no way of putting the next bit delicately, so why don't I come straight out with it? I went for a wee the other day, and it smelt of roast chicken. Seriously. Indeed, so like roast chicken did it smell, that I momentarily thought "oh good, tea's almost ready", until I realised that Jen wasn't home yet, I hadn't started cooking tea, and we weren't having chicken.


3 thoughts on “From a letter to Stense, 05-Oct-2003

  1. The other day, when I broke wind, it sounded like a motorcycle revving up.
    I went to the doctor & he told me I had an abscess.
    When I asked him why it would do this this, he replied:- Abscess makes the fart go Honda!

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