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BBC: Archbishop of Canterbury learns real father was Churchill's private secretary
Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby says it “comes as a complete surprise” that a DNA test has revealed his real father was Winston Churchill's private secretary.

Meanwhile, in related news, Jesus is shocked to learn that his real father was some chap named Joseph.

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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