BBC: Catholic priest Fr Stephen Crossan 'caught snorting cocaine in Nazi room'
A Catholic priest in Northern Ireland caught on video snorting cocaine in a room with Nazi memorabilia takes extended leave from the priesthood.
Hebden Bridge Times: Leeds man smuggled £6.5m of drugs in frozen chickens
Apparently, his friends suggested he go cold turkey, but he got the wrong end of the stick entirely.
Drug tests should be mandatory for new prisoners and all inmates should be tested regularly, according to the leader of the Scottish Conservatives.
So much more humane than testing them on animals.