Jen accidentally dropped a prune down our kitchen plughole yesterday… I asked whether we needed to call a plummer.
Writing tagged: ‘puns’
Equinox
I get that ‘equi-nox’ = ‘equal night’, but what we all really want to know is who’s this Vernon chap it’s named after? Postscript (5 hours later): OK, so, the Internet is weird. Someone on Twitter has just thanked me for the above crappy joke, which he immediately used as the inspiration for a short… Continue reading Equinox
Gnu Romantics
Homo raphus
A little-known fact about me is that, on nights of the full moon, I turn into a dodo. …That’s right: I’m a weredodo.
True or false?
Vol au vent is French for water vole’s anus.
Punning from the rough
Golf pun mayhem!
One for the Radio 3 crowd…
High-brow pun alert!
Making traffic lights of the situation
Amber Rudd resigns as home secretary.
Time I duct
Atrocious pun re. vasectomies.
Chuzzle wit
High-brow literary pun alert!