A little-known fact about me is that, on nights of the full moon, I turn into a dodo. …That’s right: I’m a weredodo.
Vol au vent is French for water vole’s anus.
Golf pun mayhem!
High-brow pun alert!
Amber Rudd resigns as home secretary.
Atrocious pun re. vasectomies.
High-brow literary pun alert!
Bad pun alert.
Second dreadful pun alert of the day!