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Writing tagged: ‘puns’

Hitchin emails…

Bad pun alert.

Published 07-May-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hitchin, puns

So, Thatcher has been cremated…

Second dreadful pun alert of the day!

Published 17-Apr-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: death, politics, puns

Venus and Serena

Dreadful pun alert...

Published 17-Apr-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: puns, sport

Q: Which world leader is the pointiest?

Pun alert!

Published 26-Mar-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: germans, puns

StarWars™ neck-accoutrement pun challenge

In which I challenge my reader to think of a StarWars™ run.

Published 22-Aug-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: competitions, hitchin, puns, star wars

Giving the punters what they want

You asked for more knockers on Gruts, and I am happy to oblige.

Published 31-Mar-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: gruts website, murdoch, puns

Using my swede

Vegetable-related pun.

Published 07-Nov-2011
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, jen, puns, vegetables

Googie

Googie Withers, RIP.

Published 16-Jul-2011
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: celebrities, puns

I call this photo…

(I'm here all week, folks.)

Published 11-May-2011
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: photography, puns

In the pub last night…

Conversation about the census.

Published 27-Mar-2011
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, puns

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