On Tuesday night, I dreamt that Jen and I were in a seaside penny arcade. One of the arcade's main attractions was a 1.5×-scale mechanical Roger Moore.
Writing tagged: ‘celebrities’
A Lidl touch of glamour
The glamour has gone out of supermarkets. Put me in charge, and I'll soon add a touch of Hollywood sparkle.
Open letter to Chris Martin
Dear Chris Martin...
Some people are never bloody satisfied
It has been suggested to me that my scoop about Stense sitting on a hill with her dog last Thursday was somewhat unsatisfactory, in that it was totally un-newsworthy.
Ca. y.. te.. m. h.. t. ge. t. th. Ho.ida. I.. pl..s.?
Norman Collier R.I.P.
Comparing anatomy
In which Alice Roberts responds to a tweet.
Greecing the wheels of economic recovery
In which I come up with a brilliant solution to Greece's financial problems.
Gruts in a nutshell
Some recent Google search requests.
Gabby Logan, deux points
Has the BBC missed a trick: celebrity synchronised bloody swimming.
Righ' onarubbuw pukka gen'uwmun
Jamie Oliver for PM cries crazy woman.