On Tuesday night, I dreamt that Jen and I were in a seaside penny arcade. One of the arcade's main attractions was a 1.5×-scale mechanical Roger Moore.
The glamour has gone out of supermarkets. Put me in charge, and I'll soon add a touch of Hollywood sparkle.
Dear Chris Martin...
It has been suggested to me that my scoop about Stense sitting on a hill with her dog last Thursday was somewhat unsatisfactory, in that it was totally un-newsworthy.
Norman Collier R.I.P.
In which Alice Roberts responds to a tweet.
In which I come up with a brilliant solution to Greece's financial problems.
Some recent Google search requests.
Has the BBC missed a trick: celebrity synchronised bloody swimming.
Jamie Oliver for PM cries crazy woman.