Righ' onarubbuw pukka gen'uwmun

"Jamie [Oliver] for PM," cries online Guardian reader HelenfromCT.

That's crazy talk, HelenfromCT! The slack-jawed Essex geezer should stick to what he's best at: being not as good as he used to be on telly. There is only one person who can sort out this mess we're in.

Guardian readers, huh? As politically clueless as ever.

Postscript: Oh, I see, 'HelenfromCT' is short for HelenfromC[ape]T[own, South Africa]. In that case, fair dos, HelefromCT: you could do far worse than the mockney wide-boy.

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