Dyson with death

Gruts reader ‘Consumer Reviews’ from a company named ‘companyattendance.com’ writes:

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Dyson lays claim to certainly the flashiest and most expensive vacuums on the market...but are they worth the price? We need your opinion - Test a new Dyson DC28 upright vacuum for 7 days, and keep it after testing if you like it. We rely on our testers to rate Dyson's alleged 1st class features:

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I have to say, I was quite tempted by the offer, until I read about the Unique Ball technology, for easy & smooth steering.

Seems over-complicated to me. I think I'd rather continue to steer with my hands.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. My mate's sister worked in an A&E department. She said it was amazing how people can get 'attached' to vacuum cleaners. Ball technology? Vugeghery close!

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