This video cassette I found at my grandmas house still makes me laugh so much pic.twitter.com/1c0M9Ag6IV
— Hamish Ridley-Steele (@hamishsteele) February 7, 2018
Hasn't her poor, bereaved family suffered enough already?
Having said that, I'm probably missing a golden opportunity to pop down there and play the Devil Woman Game.
I attended a former colleague's funeral service yesterday. Nice chap. He would have been amused to know that he was responsible for making me go to church. I sat right at the back and tried to ignore the vicar, who took advantage of his captive audience.
Half-way through the service, someone's mobile phone began to ring: [I fell into a burning] Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash. You couldn't make it up.
I'm sure my late colleague would have laughed his head off.