BBC: Article 50: May signs letter that will trigger BrexitThe letter will be delivered to the EU on Wednesday, marking formal notice of the UK's exit.
Do you realise you're on a scooter?
I know people complain that it's nothing but porn and stupid cat videos, but this internet thing has the potential to save lives. This week alone, we have learnt not to eat live cockroaches nor to drink liquid nitrogen.
If I might be allowed to add my tuppence-worth, it is also a very bad idea to run with scissors—especially outside in the snow and ice. A timely warning, I'm sure you'll agree, as winter draws on.
These things need saying, apparently.
On Tuesday lunchtime, I saw a hoodie cruising round the Albert Dock in Liverpool, blaring gangsta rap from his pastel-blue Peugeot 205.
Not exactly a gangsta's car.
Anne Robinson: Which three-letter word beginning with 'D' is a colloquial name for a parent?
On The Weakest Link last night:
Anne Robinson: In 2006, the TV series Le Bureau was the French version of which popular British sit-com?
Confident Contestant: Only Fools and Horses.