The vitally, vitally important message Boris ‘Bus-liar’ Johnson is trying to convey here is, if and when UK Covid-19 death rates begin to rise again because people were pressurised into going back to work too early, it most definitely won’t be his fault… We just didn’t play our roles and ‘#StayAlert’ enough to ‘CONTROL THE… Continue reading #StayAlert!!!
Writing tagged: ‘politics’
Congratulations
…are apparently in order to Prime Minister Boris ‘Bus-Liar’ Johnson on the occasion of the birth of his sixth or seventh child.
That’s very big of you, Jeremy
Observer: I take my share of responsibility for this defeat, says Jeremy Corbyn …What percentage of the responsibility would than be, would you say?
#FallFriday
Friday the thirteenth.
Normal for Batley
Yorkshire Post: Former Brexit Party candidate for Yorkshire seat says she comes from far-flung star and aliens are 'working with world Governments' A would-be MP for Batley and Spen believed aliens were “working with our world Governments” and that she came from a star called Sirius. Jill Hughes was the Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for the… Continue reading Normal for Batley
Why, anyone might think there was a General Election in the offing
Guardian: Fracking banned in UK as government makes major U-turn
Would you rather be hit by a bus or a lorry?
In the unlikely event you’re struggling to remember… Guardian: What Vote Leave leaders really said about no-deal Brexit Brexit liar ‘Boris’ Johnson is clearly aiming for the no-deal Brexit we were told would never happen. And when, as is entirely possible, he fails to get his no-deal Brexit through parliament, he will not call a… Continue reading Would you rather be hit by a bus or a lorry?
The morning after
Congratulations to ‘Boris’ Johnson on so quickly overtaking Theresa May as the UK’s worst Prime Minister since David Cameron.
It serves us fucking right
Alexander ‘Boris’ ‘Brexit-liar’ de Pfeffel Johnson is to become our next Prime Minister.
Euphemism
Toxic caterpillars!