#StayAlert!!!

The vitally, vitally important message Boris ‘Bus-liar’ Johnson is trying to convey here is, if and when UK Covid-19 death rates begin to rise again because people were pressurised into going back to work too early, it most definitely won’t be his fault… We just didn’t play our roles and ‘#StayAlert’ enough to ‘CONTROL THE VIRUS’.

Absolutely no danger of that happening here. I remain on the highest possible level of alert…

Staying alert
Note the snazzy new lockdown haircut.

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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