It has finally come to this…
Over the last few years, I’ve begun to lose track of who the Prime Minister is.
I can remember they’re a useless, cronyist populist, but that’s not exactly helping. “Is it still that liar,” I wonder to myself, “or is it that other liar?” “Is it that over-privileged Old Etonian, or is it that other over-privileged Old Etonian?” ”Is it that useless woman, or is it…” You see my predicament: they’ve all merged into one.
If only there were some sensible solution to this indistinguishable-PM problem.
