Christmas cancelled.
Nonsense
Bit of a prick
Flu jab nurse: Can you roll up your sleeve a little further? If possible, I’d like to get at that muscle. Me: HAVE I GOT A MUSCLE?!!!
Well, that’s that: I’m definitely not climbing it now
BBC: Mt Everest grows by nearly a metre to new heightThe world’s highest mountain Mount Everest is 0.86m higher than had been previously officially calculated, Nepal and China have jointly announced.
No relation to Janet
BBC: Ex-Great Ormond Street porter faces sex charges
Here we go again!
With Lockdown 2.0 rapidly approaching, I’ve just been out panic-buying a few staples.
Spotted a window of opportunity…
See also: The Devil Woman Game.
Innovative jams
Not a looker
I appreciate I’m asking for trouble expressing any sort of preference when it comes to farm animals, but it has to be said…
#FallFriday
Every Friday (pretty much) for the past 300 six years, I’ve tweeted a link to a YouTube video of a musical masterpiece by The Fall, thoughtfully labelled with the hashtags #FallFriday and #waa! This morning, this happened… That would be Paul Hanley from out of The Fall. In yer face, Tanita Tikaram! Social media is/are… Continue reading #FallFriday
Equinox
Today marks the autumnal equinox in the northern hemisphere. Equinox (n.): The festival of the equine-ox. The day on which the local village idiot toured their domain astride an ox.