Bit of a prick

Flu jab nurse: Can you roll up your sleeve a little further? If possible, I’d like to get at that muscle. Me: HAVE I GOT A MUSCLE?!!!

Not a looker

I appreciate I’m asking for trouble expressing any sort of preference when it comes to farm animals, but it has to be said…


Every Friday (pretty much) for the past 300 six years, I’ve tweeted a link to a YouTube video of a musical masterpiece by The Fall, thoughtfully labelled with the hashtags #FallFriday and #waa! This morning, this happened… That would be Paul Hanley from out of The Fall. In yer face, Tanita Tikaram! Social media is/are… Continue reading #FallFriday


Today marks the autumnal equinox in the northern hemisphere. Equinox (n.): The festival of the equine-ox. The day on which the local village idiot toured their domain astride an ox.

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