Bit of a prick

Flu jab nurse: Can you roll up your sleeve a little further? If possible, I’d like to get at that muscle. Me: HAVE I GOT A MUSCLE?!!!

Not a looker

I appreciate I’m asking for trouble expressing any sort of preference when it comes to farm animals, but it has to be said…

#FallFriday

Every Friday (pretty much) for the past 300 six years, I’ve tweeted a link to a YouTube video of a musical masterpiece by The Fall, thoughtfully labelled with the hashtags #FallFriday and #waa! This morning, this happened… That would be Paul Hanley from out of The Fall. In yer face, Tanita Tikaram! Social media is/are… Continue reading #FallFriday

Equinox

Today marks the autumnal equinox in the northern hemisphere. Equinox (n.): The festival of the equine-ox. The day on which the local village idiot toured their domain astride an ox.

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