OYSTERS DON’T HAVE LEGS!
The world is about to melt, plastics are slowly filling our oceans, the shambles that is Brexit trundles on, BUT NOT TO WORRY…
BBC: Future of 1p and 2p coins secured 'for years to come'
The UK Treasury has reprieved 1p and 2p coins, saying they will continue to be used "for years to come".
They couldn't even get that total no-brainer right.