Free idea…

Someone should write a browser extension to change every use of the word(s) ‘PM’ or ‘Prime Minister’ to ‘Knobhead’.

Here’s a mock-up of the sort of thing I have in mind:


There’s no present like the time

My watch is 40 years old today…

…a 16th birthday present from my mum. £85—bought in instalments from the Littlewoods catalogue.

Thanks, mum.


I get that ‘equi-nox’ = ‘equal night’, but what we all really want to know is who’s this Vernon chap it’s named after?

Postscript (5 hours later): OK, so, the Internet is weird. Someone on Twitter has just thanked me for the above crappy joke, which he immediately used as the inspiration for a short story.