Guardian (17-Jul-2020): Boris Johnson unveils plan to return England ‘to normality’ by Christmas
BBC (19-Dec-2020): Covid-19: Christmas rules tightened for England and Wales
Meretricious, and a happy new year!
Bit of a prick
Flu jab nurse: Can you roll up your sleeve a little further? If possible, I’d like to get at that muscle.
Me: HAVE I GOT A MUSCLE?!!!
Well, that’s that: I’m definitely not climbing it now
BBC: Mt Everest grows by nearly a metre to new height
The world’s highest mountain Mount Everest is 0.86m higher than had been previously officially calculated, Nepal and China have jointly announced.
No relation to Janet
Here we go again!
With Lockdown 2.0 rapidly approaching, I’ve just been out panic-buying a few staples.
Spotted a window of opportunity…
See also: The Devil Woman Game.
Innovative jams
Not a looker
I appreciate I’m asking for trouble expressing any sort of preference when it comes to farm animals, but it has to be said…
#FallFriday
Every Friday (pretty much) for the past 300 six years, I’ve tweeted a link to a YouTube video of a musical masterpiece by The Fall, thoughtfully labelled with the hashtags #FallFriday and #waa!
This morning, this happened…
That would be Paul Hanley from out of The Fall.
In yer face, Tanita Tikaram!
Social media is/are weird.
Equinox
Today marks the autumnal equinox in the northern hemisphere.
Equinox (n.): The festival of the equine-ox. The day on which the local village idiot toured their domain astride an ox.
