Hebden Bridge is currently trending on Twitter, thanks to this libellous notice:
Someone should write a browser extension to change every use of the word(s) ‘PM’ or ‘Prime Minister’ to ‘Knobhead’.
Here’s a mock-up of the sort of thing I have in mind:
My watch is 40 years old today…
…a 16th birthday present from my mum. £85—bought in instalments from the Littlewoods catalogue.
I get that ‘equi-nox’ = ‘equal night’, but what we all really want to know is who’s this Vernon chap it’s named after?
Apparently, nobody could agree what colour they should be.