BBC: Vicar tells children Santa is dead
Youngsters at a Christmas carol service were devastated when the Reverend Lee Rayfield told them Santa Claus was dead. Even parents at the service in Maidenhead, Berkshire, were shocked to hear Mr Rayfield say it was scientifically impossible for Father Christmas to deliver so many presents so quickly.
Hmm, a scientifically impossible phenomenon… Sounds like a pretty good definition of a miracle to me, vicar. Tell me, are there any other miraculous people you don't think we should believe in?