Overheard at the Tesco checkout

"Hey, I'm officially divorced: the papers came through today."
"That's nice."
"Yeah. I've just told my boyfriend. He says he's going to bring round a bottle of champagne to celebrate."
"Oooo! Very posh! My boyfriend took me out for a meal in town when my divorce papers came through."
"That was nice."
"Not really: we had pie and peas."
Filed under: Nonsense

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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