From an email to Stense:

Hey, Stense, something's been bothering me all week. You know The Lone Ranger? Well, why's he called The Lone Ranger when he's got a sidekick, Tonto? It doesn't make sense. That's like calling me Richard 'Small Knob' Carter. By rights, our hero should be called The Accompanied Ranger.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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