Buttocks

Conversation with Jen earlier today:

R: I've just worked out why animals' rear legs are stronger than their front ones.
J: Why's that?
R: Because they get their strength from the buttocks, and there isn't room up front for another pair of buttocks.
J: Oh.
R: Wouldn't it be weird if we had a second pair of buttocks under our armpits?
J: Well, toilets would look very different for a start.

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By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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