My VHS player has just gone all surreal on me. Whenever I press the fast-forward button on my remote control, the words BOBINOGS GOING appear for two seconds across the bottom of the screen.
A quick Google search reveals that Bobinogs are some BBC Wales kids' educational thing. But my telly can't get Children's BBC, and it can't get BBC Wales, and, besides, I'm not even watching the telly.
What the hell is going on?
…Hang on! It's nothing to do with my VHS. It happens every time the channel switches to BBC2!
Postscript: Bobinogs Gone!