"Two Sheds"

Overheard at the security desk at work:

"Sorry, what did you say your surname was again?"
"Newton."
"As in Isaac?"
"[Sigh] Yes, as in Isaac."


6 thoughts on “"Two Sheds"

  1. Every time I go to my local garage:

    "Just remind me of your name again."
    "Mr. Pitcher"
    "?"
    "Pitcher"
    "Pritchard?"
    "Pitcher"
    "Picture?"
    "P-I-T-C-H-E-R"
    "Ah yes, Mr. Titcher"

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