Mamma-mia! That Fitzroy, he talka too much. Wassa da point offa me atryin' to be all subtle, assayin' I'ma away assortin' outta some 'family business', when he'sa ablabbin' to da whole world that I'ma in Sicily? Cretino! Even Leo aworked it out. Non posso crederci!
That Fitzroy, he hassa no respect. Da horse's head is inna da post.
Happy Birthday!
Thank you muchly.
Fitz has kept us well entertained in your ascsess. We appear to have come from almost the same part of the country!
The damn "B" key on my keyboard is not ehaving itself & it ruined my joke, except that I spelt abscess wrong in the first place....stupid astard!
It's a loody pain in the ackside when that happens.