15,000 Not Out

HOLY CRAP!! Get this: I am fifteen-thousand days old today. Fifteen-THOUSAND! That's over 127 giraffe years. Jesus!

Think about it: if you counted from zero to 15,000 at the rate of one number per second (i.e. one second for every day of my life so far), it would take you four hours and ten minutes to get there. Four hours and ten minutes: that's 58 minutes longer than you would need to watch the interminable new King Kong movie.

That's a shed-load of seconds.

See also: 13,000 Not Out

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

2 comments

  1. 127 giraffe years? So that's why you're always sticking your neck out!

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