The bastard's had the sodding kitchen floor now!

Kitchen Flaw
Kitchen Flaw.

No, you're not mistaken: that's soil you're looking at.

This is getting beyond a joke.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. It'll take a lot of walks in the exercise yard to shake that out of my adapted trouser legs.  The ferrets are furious.  Just scatter grass seeds and water well.  Sell the hoover, buy a sheep.

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