No, you're not mistaken: that's soil you're looking at.
This is getting beyond a joke.
The bastard's had the sodding kitchen floor now!
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No, you're not mistaken: that's soil you're looking at.
This is getting beyond a joke.
I think you're taking this 'getting back to basics' too far!
It'll take a lot of walks in the exercise yard to shake that out of my adapted trouser legs. The ferrets are furious. Just scatter grass seeds and water well. Sell the hoover, buy a sheep.
I think it's charming and rustic.