Scary movie

On account of its being Halloween, here is a scary movie what I shot in my cellar last week. It is unsuitable for people with a nervous disposition.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. Horrific ending. Had you done that harder, you could have accidentally filmed a snuff movie. Scary.

  2. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!! We've run out of wine!!!!!"

    Oh, those empty racks. What an awful image. You're a sick man.

  3. Actually, I spent several hours last week (post video) sweeping and scrubbing out the cellar in anticipation of startingto store some wine down there.

  4. We bought a bottle of 1996 Egyptian rose' wine at a restaurant in Cairo yesterday & itsmelled like toilet cleaner. It was called Obelisk. This is not a wine for drinking. It is a wine for laying down & avoiding. Another good fighting wine is...arrrgggghhhhh!

  5. General Melchett: Is this true, Blackadder? Did Captain Darling pooh-pooh you?
    Captain Blackadder: Well, perhaps a little.
    General Melchett: Well, then, damn it all! What more evidence do you need? The pooh-poohing alone is a court martial offense!
    Captain Blackadder: I can assure you, sir, that the pooh-poohing was purely circumstantial.
    General Melchett: Well, I hope so, Blackadder. You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!

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