Gunners envy

I see Manchester City F.C. has a new manager, Roberto Mancini.

This is blatant Gunners envy. The Citizens simply couldn't stomach the fact that Arsenal were the only Premiership side whose manager, Arsène Wenger, had a name which was practically identical to the club's. So Man. City had to have Mancini. It was as simple as that.

What nonsense can we expect next? Chelsea Clinton to manage The Pensioners? Trevor Nunn to take over at Goodison? The late Oliver Poole to replace Benítez at Anfield?

Actually, than might not be such a bad idea.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

One comment

  1. Wolf retired from being a TV Gladiator, presumably in anticipation of receiving such an offer. Now he sits by the phone every day, twiddling his pugil sticks, waiting for the call, pondering his career.

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