In which I embarrass a would-be photobomber by photographing her anyway.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
1.5×-scale mechanical Roger Moore
On Tuesday night, I dreamt that Jen and I were in a seaside penny arcade. One of the arcade's main attractions was a 1.5×-scale mechanical Roger Moore.
Planks redux
In which I encounter a second burger skewered to a plank of wood.
Bilking
I've often thought we needed a word to describe someone (usually famous) dying whom, until you heard the sad news, you wrongly believed died years ago.
Hello, Daaaave?
2001 a Space Odyssey versus the League of Gentlemen.
Keeping it Peel
On the 10th anniversary of his untimely death, John Peel introduces his favourite band.
Do you see what I did there?
In which I confuse a barmaid with a side-splittingly clever double-pun concerning venison burgers.
One of Amazon's more esoteric recommendations
Retractable outdoor clothes line v. Jake Bugg.
They're taking the piss now…
Cyclone Hudhud causes widespread damage in eastern India.
Book review: ‘A Field Guide to Getting Lost’ by Rebecca Solnit
Getting lost as a way to finding yourself.