Elizabeth Hurley

Liz Hurley (a very fine girlie)Elizabeth Hurleeeeeeeeeeey's
A very fine girlieeeeeeeeeee,
She's sweeter than a Currrrly-Wurrrlyyyyyyyy.
She's an English rose
With a slightly bulbous nose.
Oh, Miss Hurley, won't you be my girlieeeeeeeeeee?

Elizabeth Hurleeeeeeeeeeey's
A very fine girlieeeeeeeeeee,
She's always polite and never surlyyyyyyyyyyy:
You'll never hear her scoff,
Though she talks just like a toff.
Oh, Miss Hurley, won't you be my girlieeeeeeeeeee?

Elizabeth Hurleeeeeeeeeeey's
A very fine girlieeeeeeeeeee,
Her teeth are clean and pearrrrrrrrly.
She wears revealing frocks -
A complete and utter fox!
Oh, Miss Hurley, won't you be my girlieeeeeeeeeee?

Elizabeth Hurleeeeeeeeeeey's
A very fine girlieeeeeeeeeee,
Her hair is straight; it's never curlyyyyyyyyy.
Hugh Grant was out of his mind
When he thought some tart was more divine!
Oh, Miss Hurley, won't you be my girlieeeeeeeeeee?

Elizabeth Hurleeeeeeeeeeey's
A very fine girlieeeeeeeeeee,
She's slim and svelte; she's not burlyyyyyyy.
She's not beyond a fling
With millionnaires called Bing,
But, Miss Hurley, won't you be my girlieeeeeeeeeee?

Elizabeth Hurleeeeeeeeeeey's
A very fine girlieeeeeeeeeee,
She showers reg-u-lurrrlyyyyyy.
(I know I shouldn't mope,
But I sure envy that soap!)
Oh, Miss Hurley, won't you be my girlieeeeeeeeeee?

Elizabeth Hurleeeeeeeeeeey's
A very fine girlieeeeeeeeeee,
She eats her breakfast earlyyyyyyyy.
Let me serve it up to you:
Breakfast in bed for two!
Oh, Miss Hurley, won't you be my girlieeeeeeeeeee?

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