A couple of crap jokes:
- Have you heard they're making a film about the Shipman case, starring Robert DeNero as Dr Shipman? It's going to be called The Old-Dear Hunter.
- A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... So the landlord gives her one.
Liverpool 5 : Germany 1
Ludwig van Beethoven, Martin Luther, Helmut Kohl, Wolfgang Petersen, can you hear me? Your lads took one hell of a beating!