Buying butties at Marks & Sparks

"That'll be £1.50, please."
"There you are."
"Would you like a banana?"
"What are you trying to say, like?"
"They're free!"
"You'll be telling me they grown on trees next."

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Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

One comment

  1. Actually, they famously don't - the banana "tree" is not a tree but a herb (according to the people who know at the Eden project).

    I accept that "do they grow on herbs or something?" is not quite so catchy.

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