Overheard in the poultry section at Tesco

Child: "Mummy, why do people have to kill chickens?"
Mummy: "Because you can't eat them if they're alive."

Correct answer.

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By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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