Load of old cock

New Scientist: Fossilised crustacean boasts oldest penis
A newly discovered 425 million-year-old fossil boasts a lurid claim to fame - it has the oldest penis on record. The five millimetre long crustacean, discovered by UK and US researchers, has been named Colymbosathon ecplecticos - derived from the Greek for "astounding swimmer with a large penis".

A five millimetre long crustacean… Large penis?

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By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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