Quiz Master: "Question 7 was, 'Which wood was used to build canal lock gates and sometimes even drain-pipes?'. The answer is 'Elm'."
Contestant: "I said that!"
Quiz Master: "No you didn't, you said 'teak'."
Contestant: "No I didn't; that was him over there. I said, 'Something British, like elm'."
Quiz Master: "Elm is Dutch!"