Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder

BBC: Is beer less fattening than wine?
…The sight of burly, whiskery men propping up the bar with a pint in one hand and a gravity-affirming paunch may conjure many descriptions, but "beautiful" is probably not one of them.

Oh piss off, you Bacardi™-and-Coke™-sipping tosser!

And, besides, as everyone should know by now (see tip 10 in my public service article, A Warm Welcome), no serious connoisseur of real ale would be caught dead propping up the bar.

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Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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