as bright as a knife
Those Scousers are a compassionate lot.
Richard, a favour for an absent Scouser (and a mother myself) please? Should you happen to be passing the scene of sorrow (Anfield Tackle), please convey my respects and lay flowers on my behalf - a mixed bunch of Chickweed and Henbane would be nice.
I think sage and onion might be more appropriate.
As a vegetarian (Richard yawns here) I go along with their sentiments entirely.
What's the difference between kinky sex & perverted sex?In kinky sex you use a feather.In perverted sex you use the whole chicken (& leave it in an alley in Liverpool).
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