For reasons I won't bore you with, yesterday, I arranged to meet Carolyn outside Asda at 4:30pm to hand over a pink rucksack with fairies on it.
At 4:40pm, I rang her to find out where the hell she was. It turned out she believed we'd agreed to meet at her mum's house, from where she would give me a lift to Asda. I have absolutely no idea why she might have thought this, but I didn't press the point. She said she'd meet me outside Asda in ten minutes.
Fifteen minutes later, I phoned her to find out where the hell she was.
"I'm inside Asda," she said. "Where are you?"
"I'm at the door, just like we agreed, standing around, looking like a complete lemon."
"Well, I'm in here, standing around, looking like a complete banana."