Telephone conversation with Carolyn this afternoon:
R: … It's St David's Day tomorrow!
C: What did he do, then?
R: He's the Patron Saint of Wales.
C: I know that! But what did he actually do? Apart from kill Goliath, I mean.
Stuff came out of my nose.
One day, in another worldmy (then ) wife said to me......"you know, I can't understand why it is that pork chops are so cheap" I looked askance and, with a raised eyebrow, enquired "what are you talking about"
"Well" She said "there are only two per pig arn't there ?"
I said "how is that then ?"
She said "the left cheek and the right cheek"
You know "chops"
Snot came out my nose too