As of today, my babe mate Stense and I have been friends for twenty years.
H O L Y S H I T ! !
Happy anniversary, mate. I believe a present made out of china is in order. Our upstairs loo has certainly seen better days. How are your false teeth bearing up?
What are you suggesting Mr. Carter?...that's gross!
I can't imagine what she possibly sees in you.
shhh! she thinks he's Chris Moyles!