Over at the oasis of clotted nonsense that is Hooting Yard, Frank Key has invited suggestions for subjects of daily essays, the titles of which must begin with the word 'On'.
I am delighted to report that Mr Key has taken up my suggestion for an inspirational essay On The Moustache Of Archduke Stephen, Palatine Of Hungary.
Sadly, my suggestion of 'On the good ship venus' did not get shortlisted!
I don't suppose "On anism" or "On omatopoeia" are likely to get a look in either...