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Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Kicker conspiracy
Trainers bonanza from cargo wreck.
H5N1
Inappropriate bird flu humour.
Unexpected treat
Richard gets the munchies.
More difficult than it should have been
Changing a lamp bulb in a modern car.
We are all Scottish now
Scotland 20-16 France.
A-maize-ing
I have spotted an emerging pattern in films featuring Martin Landau.
Why isn't Rugby Union our national sport?
Knocks soccer into a cocked hat.
Overheard on daytime TV
Plastic surgery quote.
Fanny update
The winner of my Fanny Cradock competiton sends an update.