Nonsense

Just for the record...

Buttocks not musical instrument shock!

Batty Superman theory.

In which I try to explain the concept of a 'species' to my mum.

Farmyard mishaps.

My blizzard wasn't mentioned on the news this evening.

Gratuitous funeral song puns.

Wind farms can change the weather, according to a model of how these forests of giant turbines interact with the local atmosphere.

I don't know what this poem means.

Imbecile wins second term.