Surreal experiences best avoided No.1

Slipping on cow shit while walking down a cobbled farmyard in the pitch dark carrying an exercise bike, and landing flat on your back/arse in the aforementioned cow shit with the exercise bike on top of you.

(Don't ask.)

Filed under: Nonsense

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. Presumably, in a nearby shippon, a maligned cow was rubbing its hooves together with glee as you fell into its crusty trap.

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