I'm in Newcastle.
Nonsense
Black Death
Cool name for a disease, or what?
Bizarre Headline of the Week
More bollcoks re. Posh Spice.
Clear as mud
Gibberish from Carolyn.
Indecent Proposal
Howard propositions Blair!
For goodness' sake, put it away!
I have become a fashion guru.
Dad on Fayed
Dad's amusing malapropism.
Man of Mystery and Adventure
How I tried to become a Man of Mystery and Adventure
Incriminating photographs
Jen's neice quizzes me about some photos on my mobile phone.
Better late than never
One of last year's predictions finally comes true.