Child weighs his hand.
Nonsense
Seeing double
Carolyn keeps seeing twins.
Pope meets Dope
The Pope meets George W Bush.
You're not from round these parts, are you?
Jounalist thinks Hebden Bridge has changed.
Sidekick
The Lone Ranger isn't actually alone.
Voodoo
Blunkett wants to use lie-detectors on paedophiles.
Whey-aye, pet!
I'm in Newcastle.
Black Death
Cool name for a disease, or what?
Bizarre Headline of the Week
More bollcoks re. Posh Spice.
Clear as mud
Gibberish from Carolyn.