A Catholic tongue-twister.
Nonsense
Curse those evil robots!
Robotic Segways play soccer with humans.
Off track
Carolyn catches the wrong train.
Cowboys
Why predictive text is dangerous.
Keeping mum
Some nobody reckons the French invented fish and chips.
Audi do-dee
Audi customer services phone number.
Double standards
BBC takes Kilroy off the air after racial smear, but allows other presenters to make anti-Scouse jokes.
Rused awakening
Greg Rusedski fails drugs test.
A cold wind in the Trossachs
Another jail term for naked walker.
Morbid
The BBC maintains a list of air disasters.