Cowboys

For reasons I needn't go into, I spent several hours yesterday chasing cattle across the West Yorkshire hillsides.

This morning, I sent an SMS text message to my friend Carolyn in which, amongst other things, I intended to say, Spent several hours yesterday chasing cows.

Unfortunately, the predictive text input feature of my mobile phone guessed that I actually wanted to say, Spent several hours yesterday chasing boys.

Here rests the case for the defence.

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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