Should Germans attend D-day events?
Nonsense
8 out of 10
Final score in my predictions for 2003
Reasonable Measures
A proposal to allow homeowners to use "any means" to defend their homes, has topped a BBC poll on the bill people would most like to see become law.
Scissors, Paper, Stone
Richard's history catches up with him.
…Because you're worth shit
More pseudo-science bollocks from L'Oreal.
Bob Monkhouse (1928-2003)
The late Bob Monkhouse's funniest joke.
Going swimmingly
A British man plans to swim round the world.
16 not out
My sixteenth annual Christmas Eve ascent of Moel Famau.
Chicken Pun
Richard makes a terrible pun about chickens.
STOP PRESS: Americans finally uncover Saddam's WMDs
Americans find Saddam's Weapons of Mass Distruction.