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US Department of Justice demands less flaccid porn

In which your host tries to perfect his smouldering look

Woman who paid to snog Sharon Stone could have saved money snogging me

People in the UK use less sun cream than those in sunny countries shocker

The Glorious Twelfth

BBC: Nations row over Mother Teresa …When Mother Teresa was born in Skopje in 1910, neither Macedonia or Albania existed. The streets of the modern capital, Skopje, were part of the Ottoman Empire. But now that the world's most famous nun is approaching sainthood an unseemly row has broken out over her identity. I'd have… Continue reading Use the farce

BBC: 'More IVF' on the NHS Couples could be offered IVF treatment on the NHS, it has been reported. Infertile women under 40 will be offered up to six cycles of IVF at a potential cost of £15,000 a patient, according to the Daily Mail. Bloody madness. There are genuinely ill people waiting for hip… Continue reading Out the window

Hebden Bridge Times: Thirty month ban for drink driver A Hebden Bridge woman who twice hit a car while trying to turn a corner was banned from driving for 30 months… Ms Maggie Wood for [defendant] Flory said she "deeply regretted" the incident and had picknicked.

BBC: HRT 'doubles breast cancer risk' Taking certain types of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) can double the risk of developing breast cancer, says a study of more than a million women. This is an irresponsible, scaremongering headline (whether they use inverted commas or not). Saying that a risk is doubled doesn't say anything about how… Continue reading …And statistics

"Can I have two of those buffalo mozzarellas, please?" "Have you got a number?" "Have I got a what?" "A number." "What sort of number?" "A number from that roll over there, to show it's your turn to be served." "I'm the only person here." "It's just some of the other customers might get upset… Continue reading Conversation at the Tesco delicatessen counter