Nonsense

Carolyn says she's allergic to alcohol

Those stupid lager sellers want to pour their beer even faster

US Department of Justice demands less flaccid porn

In which your host tries to perfect his smouldering look

Woman who paid to snog Sharon Stone could have saved money snogging me

People in the UK use less sun cream than those in sunny countries shocker

The Glorious Twelfth

BBC: Nations row over Mother Teresa …When Mother Teresa was born in Skopje in 1910, neither Macedonia or Albania existed. The streets of the modern capital, Skopje, were part of the Ottoman Empire. But now that the world's most famous nun is approaching sainthood an unseemly row has broken out over her identity. I'd have… Continue reading Use the farce

BBC: 'More IVF' on the NHS Couples could be offered IVF treatment on the NHS, it has been reported. Infertile women under 40 will be offered up to six cycles of IVF at a potential cost of £15,000 a patient, according to the Daily Mail. Bloody madness. There are genuinely ill people waiting for hip… Continue reading Out the window