A somewhat misreported (to make me look even more awesome) conversation with Jen in the car this morning:
R: I’ve just thought of a new game. It’s called the Pop-star Biscuit Game. We take it in turns to name pop-stars who sound like biscuits. For example, Lionel Rich Tea. Your turn…
J: …Limp Bizkit.
R: No, that’s cheating. You can’t have ‘biscuit’ as part of the name. My turn… Jammy Dodger Miller.
J: …
R: Godley and Custard Cream.
J: …
R: Chocolate Bourbono.
J: …
R: Oreo Speedwagon.
J: …
R: I was Googling brands of biscuits before we came out. Can you tell?
J: KitKat Stevens.
R: KitKats are wafers, not biscuits.
J: …
R: Run Garibaldi MC.
J: …
R: I win!
The secret to winning the Pop-star Biscuit Game is planning. Planning and misreporting.
Over to you…
Can't believe I forgot the Thompson Twix!
The Nice, obviously.
Well, yes, we came up with that one too, but the fact it didn't even require a pun sort of discounted it.
Fleetwood Macaroon
Jarvis Cracker?
Darryl Hall and John Oatcake?
The Edgar Bourbon Band?
I'm on a (fig) roll now
The Pink Fairy-cakes?
...maybe not...
You can tell it's quiet at work tonight!
...and don't forget the famous song-writing duo...
Leibniz and Stollen