I don't think helping Tony Stark cook paella for his super-hero friends and S.H.I.E.L.D. colleagues quite qualifies me for enrolment in the Avengers Initiative, but I do now at least know what my own super-hero name is.
Sainsbury's reckon they're selling ten-years old chickens.
An official 40g portion of breakfast cereal isn't enough to choke a hamster.
In which I encounter a second burger skewered to a plank of wood.
In which I confuse a barmaid with a side-splittingly clever double-pun concerning venison burgers.
The marketing techniques behind a quiche.
Let me make this perfectly clear: if I'd wanted to eat food off a plank of wood, I'd have been born in the Middle Ages.
Fyffes and Chiquita to create biggest banana firm.
Over breakfast this morning, Jen and I were discussing what we would nominate as mankind's greatest invention.
Pun alert: Ikea pulls elk lasagne found to contain pork.