Roast child on pub menu shock!
Who in their right mind is going to grow lentils?
I don't think helping Tony Stark cook paella for his super-hero friends and S.H.I.E.L.D. colleagues quite qualifies me for enrolment in the Avengers Initiative, but I do now at least know what my own super-hero name is.
Sainsbury's reckon they're selling ten-years old chickens.
An official 40g portion of breakfast cereal isn't enough to choke a hamster.