Snippets - July 2001

How to find out your mobile phone's serial number:
Dial *#06#

Great Name
The Dutch environment minister is called Jan Pronk.

I was typing away in the office today (10th), when I thought I felt a hand on my shoulder. When I turned round, there was nobody there. The same thing happened last Sunday, but the hand was on my right buttock that time! Occam's Razor would conclude that I am haunted by a perverted ghost.

Overheard in the pub:
"There's a rumour that Stan Laurel was Clint Eastwood's father."
"Bollocks!… Mind you, though…"

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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